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"Snailed It!" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - Slow & Steady Sass for Professional Weirdos
"Snailed It!" Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - Slow & Steady Sass for Professional Weirdos
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
"Snailed It!" - For Professional Weirdos Who Move at Their Own Beautifully Deliberate Pace 🐌
While everyone else rushes around in aggressive productivity panic, you're living that "snailed it" energy - taking your time, doing things right, and looking fabulous while moving at your own perfectly reasonable speed. This design celebrates fellow professional weirdos who understand that "slow and steady" isn't about being behind - it's about moving through life with intention, style, and just the right amount of delightful defiance against hustle culture's relentless urgency worship.
Perfect for fellow weirdos who prefer thoughtful over frantic, appreciate the art of taking your sweet time, and want to wear their "unbothered by your urgency" energy. Whether you're sipping coffee at your own pace, browsing bookstores without rushing, or simply existing beautifully at whatever speed feels right - this tee gets your sophisticated approach to life's perfectly imperfect timing.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and comfort.
- Seamless design reduces waste for a cleaner look.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape perfectly.
- Crafted from 100% US cotton for a soft feel.
- Ethically produced, ensuring quality and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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