Fun Pirate jokes! :)
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Ahoy, matey! Ye be lookin' for a bit o' pirate humor, eh? Well, I've got a treasure chest of pirate jokes just for ye. Settle in and prepare to be amused:
Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate? Because he was standing on the deck!
What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye might think it be "R," but his true love be the "C"!
What's a pirate's favorite kind of exercise? Planking, of course!
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings? A buck-an-ear!
How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? He had a mean right hook!
What do pirates do for entertainment? They watch ARRR-rated movies!
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt" skills!
What's a pirate's favorite type of music? Sea shanties, of course!
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school? ARRRRt history!
How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!
Arr, I hope those jokes brought a smile to yer face, matey! Remember, a good laugh be the true treasure in life.
Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate? Because he was standing on the deck!
What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye might think it be "R," but his true love be the "C"!
What's a pirate's favorite kind of exercise? Planking, of course!
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings? A buck-an-ear!
How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? He had a mean right hook!
What do pirates do for entertainment? They watch ARRR-rated movies!
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt" skills!
What's a pirate's favorite type of music? Sea shanties, of course!
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school? ARRRRt history!
How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!
Arr, I hope those jokes brought a smile to yer face, matey! Remember, a good laugh be the true treasure in life.