Fun Pirate jokes! :)

Ahoy, matey! Ye be lookin' for a bit o' pirate humor, eh? Well, I've got a treasure chest of pirate jokes just for ye. Settle in and prepare to be amused:

Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate? Because he was standing on the deck!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye might think it be "R," but his true love be the "C"!

What's a pirate's favorite kind of exercise? Planking, of course!

How much did the pirate pay for his piercings? A buck-an-ear!

How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? He had a mean right hook!

What do pirates do for entertainment? They watch ARRR-rated movies!

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt" skills!

What's a pirate's favorite type of music? Sea shanties, of course!

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school? ARRRRt history!

How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!

Arr, I hope those jokes brought a smile to yer face, matey! Remember, a good laugh be the true treasure in life.
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